Best Retreat Ever

SCL's solution to lame men's retreats:

I can't think of a single situation that wouldn't be improved by having Mr. T. there. From weddings and parties to your wife giving birth to your child, there's no time that is inappropriate for Mr. T to be around. Part of the gospel is realizing you are a fool in need of pity.

Fortunately, that's what he specializes in.

If you don't read "Stuff Christians Like" you should.